Why did the man stand behind the horse?

Which side of the horse has the most hair?

How long should a horse's legs be?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What's the best way to lead a horse to water?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the horse say when it fell?

Why did the pony have to gargle?

What do you do with a blue elephant?

What's the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?

How do you keep an elephant from charging?

What was the elephant's favorite sport?

What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?

What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?

What is gray and blue and very big?

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?