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What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?

He quacked up!

Why was the duck put into the basketball game

To make a fowl shot!

What was the goal of the detective duck?

To quack the case

A firequacker!

Count Duckula

What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?

A firequacker!

Who stole the soap?

The robber ducky!

What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

What time does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?

Well, doggone!

What type of markets do dogs avoid?

Flea markets!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

You can step in a poodle!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

What dog keeps the best time?

A watch dog!

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the dinosaur use to build his house?

A dino-saw

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

A dino-score

What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time

Lazy bones

What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?

Squash

What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?

Lefty

What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?

Rep-tiles

Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?

Because he could really spike the ball!

What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

The Dinosorcerer

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!