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What state has a lot of cats and dogs?

Petsylvania

Have you ever seen a catfish?

No. How did he hold the rod and reel?

Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?

Kitty-hawk

Why did the cat go to medical school?

To become a first aid kit

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mewseum

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Catch!

What song does a cat like best?

Three Blind Mice.

Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted!

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing' taxi cabs!

What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?

A first-aid Kit.

What is a cat's favorite color?

Purrr-ple

Why do seagulls like to live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels!

What bird is always depressed?

The blue jay

Why do scientists think humming birds hum?

Because they can't remember the words!

What do you call a funny chicken?

A comedi-hen

What did the sick chicken say?

Oh no! I have the people-pox!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because it's too far to walk!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

The crane!

What is a polygon

A dead parrot!

When does a teacher carry birdseed?

When there is a parrot-teacher conference!

What is black and white and black and white and black and white and...

A penguin falling down the stairs!

What do you give a sick bird

Tweetment!