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What part of the car is the laziest?

A: The wheels, because they are always tired!

Why was the broom late?

It over swept!

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?

A: Someday my prints will come!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A: So they can fight knights!

Why do bicycles fall over?

A: Because they are two-tired!

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely