VAMPIRE FRUIT

Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?

A: Neck-tarine!

SICK ZOMBIE

Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

A: He felt rotten!

ALL EARS

Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?

A. A cornfield!

BLAST OFF

Q. What’s really fast, loud, and tastes good with salsa?

A. A rocket chip!

PICKLE PUN

Q. What did one pickle say to the other pickle who wouldn’t stop complaining?

A. “Dill with it.”

HAND IN HAND

Q. What did the finger say to the thumb?

A. I’m in glove with you!

FUNNY FOWL

Q. What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?

A. A wise-quacker!

TARDY BROOM

Q. Why was the broom late for school?

A. It overswept!

PREHISTORIC HUMOR

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A. Because chickens didn’t exist yet!

FROZEN ACCOUNTS

Q. Where do polar bears keep their money?

A. In a snow bank!