Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the Bible Belt, there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation.

One morning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced, "Friends, I have been hearing very nasty rumors!"

The crowd fell into an expectant silence.

The Minister continued, "One of you, here among us, has been reporting that I am a member of the dreaded Klu Klux Klan. This, of course, is not true! I am asking that the guilty party confess and apologize now, right here, before my flock of loyal followers."

A young woman quickly stood up, blushing and trembling, and pled, "Preacher, please, I don't know how this all came to be. I just mentioned to one of my close friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."